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英语小笑话

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  笑一笑,十年少。愁一愁,白了头。大家一直在学英语,难免有些枯燥,下面是小编为您收集整理的英语小笑话,希望大家开心!

  它咬人吗

  Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

  "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

  "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

  在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

  “不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

  “那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

  两颗心脏在跳动

  Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

  Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

  Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

  护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

  病人:十分好,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

  护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。

  生日

  Professor: When is your birthday?

  Kid: May 30.

  Professor: Which year?

  Kid: Every year.

  教授:你的生日是什么时候?

  孩子:5月30日。

  教授:哪一年?

  孩子:每年都是。

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